I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
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| — | Tina Fey (via sh4ne) |
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
drake and lil wayne in the studio with justin
drake: go ahead bro, say it.
lil wayne: come on lil bro, join the club.
justin: *whispers* pussy.
